Jay-Z’s rider includes (but certainly isn’t limited to):

1 Mayback ‘57 or ‘62, 1 large black SUV, 5 vans, 7 dressing rooms (complete with couches, love seats and banquet tables), 48 bottles of Fiji water, 6 cans of Coke, 6 cans of Red Bull, 6 cans of Vitamin Water, 12 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka and 2 bottles of tequila, 2 bottles of red wine and 2 bottles of champagne, 4 quarts of juice, a hot tea service, 2 bowls of fruit, 1 vegetable platter (with ranch dressing), a jar of ‘good quality’ peanut butter and ‘good quality’ grape jelly, a loaf of white bread, a hard pack of Marlboro lights, a can of peppermint Altoids, and $750 000.

Have you heard The Blueprint? The Black Album? American Gangster? He deserves it.